My superhero’s name is, Gerald. Yes, Gerald. He is a 22 year old from London. He used to be a science teacher, but his career took a wrong turn. One day, one of his students spilled a chemical. At first, he just got a tiny rash on his arm. Which led to much worse. The chemical led to him shapeshifting. That made him think that no one would ever love him, so he became a single Pringle. But he had many great features. 5’6, gray eyes, brown hair. Mannnyyy great features. But he also has flaws. Like itching his butthole, oh Gerald. He needs money so he still works despite his powers. He makes $15,000 a week. His greatest fear is shapshifting in public, and frogs. But that’s not important. Since his science dilemma happened, he became more self conscious. But that hasn’t stopped him from conquering the world!
My slice of life. There's not a lot of my life to write about, because... I live a kinda boring life. Just being honest. But yesterday, I did something. So I was at my grandparents house. And, I had a lot of homework. But, I was with my whole family. That's very rare. Either my sister is working, or my dad can't make it. Whatever the case is, we're not all together. But yesterday, we were. Oddly enough. So, I was trying to do my homework, and block out the noise that I was hearing. But let me tell ya, that's very hard. So instead of trying to block it out, and distract myself. I just didn't do my homework at that moment yesterday. Instead, I ran into the kitchen to try and eat something. I ended up not even eating a full meal. I ate jello. But hey, at least I didn't starve. I really don't know what the point of this blog is, as I've mentioned before. I HAVE to do this.
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